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Conspiracy Post [Jun. 29th, 2006|10:36 pm]
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-06-30 11:56 pm (UTC)
I would like to remain anonymous for reasons that I will not disclose.

I have reason to believe that one Ronald B. Weasley is none other than the muggle biblical hero Jesus Christ. Essays were written that determined Ronald as Albus (http://www.knight2king.net/Knight2King/weasleyisourking.html) Dumbledore (http://www.knight2king.net/Knight2King/7moves7years.html), and the factual evidence for such is astounding, so of course it is true. Another essay, written apparently by one of Hermione Granger's relatives, points out that Albus is Jesus Christ (http://www.hogwartsprofessor.com/home.php?page=docs/DumbledoreNotJesus), which must be the truth as well. (I am willing to bet that Hermione fed her relative most of the information - you may want to check up on that.) This leads me to believe that Ronald is, in fact, Jesus Christ. There is also another very convincing theory floating about that points out an uncanny resemblance between Ronald and Santa Claus (http://gmth.livejournal.com/147498.html), which I believe needs to be investigated further.

WEASLEY IS OUR KING [OF KINGS]
Weasley is our king (of kings)
Weasley is our king (of kings)
He tugs on Virgin Mary's heart strings
Weasley is our king (of kings)

Weasley must save every living thing,
He is God's right wing
That's why all the Christians sing

Weasley is our king (of kings)
Weasley is our king (of kings)
He tugs on Virgin Mary's heart strings
Weasley is our king (of kings)

Weasley was born to love everything
He tugs on Virgin Mary's heart strings
Weasley will make you sing (Hallelujah!)
Weasley is our king (of kings)
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