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Quibbler # 2 [Jun. 30th, 2006|07:18 pm]
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Well, I wasn't going to post again today, but another shady dealing has come to my attention!

Without further ado...



Hermione Granger is well known for being The Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter's, best friend. She's the top of her class. She's helped Potter take down Voldemort multiple times! Because of all that, no one has ever questioned that Hermione Granger is the brilliant Muggleborn she claims to be.

BUT IS SHE???

Shocking evidence has surfaced that indicates that Ms. Granger may not be who she claims to be. "Hermione Granger is actually a boggart," said one Tom M. Riddle. "She's an outlaw boggart, one might say."

According to Mr. Riddle, Ms. Granger is actually a boggart in her natural, un-shifted form. "She has a small magical device embedded in her skin that keeps her from changing shape. It is located somewhere in the upper torso, I believe. At any time, she could deactivate it and begin to change shape, causing terror among the masses. We know she's a secret weapon, but we don't know whose," says Riddle.

In light of this breaking news, we must ask ourselves: is anyone truly who they say they are? This reporter hopes that in the future, Harry Potter may choose his friends more wisely.



That's all for now!
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[User Picture]From: honestlyharry
2006-06-30 11:54 pm (UTC)
I.

...

What???
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[User Picture]From: proudquibbler
2006-07-01 12:51 am (UTC)
You! Boggart! Back! Back, I say, back! There will be no deactivating of your form-holding device around me!
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[User Picture]From: honestlyharry
2006-07-03 06:11 pm (UTC)
I.

I.

You are out of your mind.
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[User Picture]From: stfupotter
2006-07-01 12:03 am (UTC)
...

Well.
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[User Picture]From: judasfreak
2006-07-01 12:59 am (UTC)
That's... fascinating.
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From: otaku_renge
2006-07-01 01:55 am (UTC)
Really?! I had no clue! I'll be sure to keep such news in mind!!
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[User Picture]From: chocolatehelps
2006-07-01 02:09 am (UTC)
That's a...rather interesting idea. I can't say I'm much convinced though.
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[User Picture]From: pansyduh
2006-07-01 02:37 am (UTC)
...I knew it.
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From: loony_turnip
2006-07-01 06:04 pm (UTC)
...

... THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
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[User Picture]From: hrydrcoluvchld
2006-07-01 06:42 pm (UTC)
What's a...boggart?
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[User Picture]From: proudquibbler
2006-07-02 12:22 am (UTC)
It's a magical creature that can make itself look like the person in front of it's worst fear.
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[User Picture]From: chaserangel
2006-07-02 11:02 pm (UTC)
Ooh, yeah, I remember those. Ha, I remember George's was- nevermind.
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[User Picture]From: stfumalfoy
2006-07-03 02:36 am (UTC)
...What the hell, Luna?
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[User Picture]From: rosa_ghjklx
2006-10-02 02:36 pm (UTC)
WTF?! Riddle's greatest fear is Hermione?
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